Midlife Crisis
Friday, October 28th, 2011This is our ‘Midlife Crisis’ print. Lovely rough pitted solid limestone. Distressed typography. Available framed or unframed. The ideal gift for a 40th birthday.
And these are the words…
- Middle age is having the choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
- What most people consider as virtue, when you reach middle age, is simply a loss of energy.
- Inside every middle-aged person is a younger person wondering what’s happened.
- Middle age is when you turn off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
- When you reach middle age you can’t do anything everyday.
- Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
- Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- The first sign of middle age is discovering that the volume knob also turns to the left.
- Middle age is when you still believe you will feel better in the morning.
- At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.
- Middle age is always fifteen years older than you are.
- The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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